It's Nothing Personal

Hey,
It’s nothing personal
but
your attitude is a little young,
and the way you stare
is slightly wrong.
You walked up in here
thinking you can get
whatever you want,
but let me break
it down for you
Sweetheart.
 
You believe that
you should receive
some kind of
gold medal for
being able to
deceive
those around you,
but here’s a news flash
for you
to try to digest-
I have absolutely no
interest
in being your next conquest.
Just because you drive the fastest
Or own the illest,
Or know the best,
doesn’t mean you can keep up
with my intellect.
I mean you might be the
next greatest
but nothing
coming out of that mouth
suggests
that you could
keep my attention for
more than a sec.
 
Hey,
It’s nothing personal
and I’m sorry
to burst your bubble
but
you are not cool
because you pretend like you
don’t care.
In fact, 
let me make something
clear,
even though you have
that perfect smile you wear
and rock obnoxiously beautiful hair
doesn’t mean I’m scared
to tear
you apart.
I might look cute and 
submissive,
but you don’t have
my persmission
under any conditions
to be that persistent.
 
I’m sorry to disappoint,
my friend, but
your face is pretty
damn easy to forget.
And just cuz you’re smothered
in cologne doesn’t mean I can’t smell
your disrespect.
So next time you decide to take a step
towards me I hope you’ll
be smart enough to reassess.
 
But hey,
It’s nothing personal.